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I really like the Clash but if I like them they must really suck.
The Serious is a bad comic that I made. It sucks so I won’t post a link. I should be shot by a firing squad for making such a bad comic. I want to be a cartoonist but I won’t because I suck. I’ll probably starve to death on the street. I hope I starve to death on the street. I hope I get shot by a firing squad because I’m a biological mistake and a retard and I should die.
Well, whatever. I started a blog. This won’t end well, I know it. All of my activities online end the same way. I just end up going insane and calling everybody an absolute idiot and cry in the corner for hours. It won’t end well. It absolutely won’t. I’m a horrible person. I’m an idiot, IDIOT, IDIOT! …There I go again. Sorry.
I can’t do this. I can’t. But I will. I’m an idiot and an awful person and I hate myself. I’m the worst thing I know, I’m a tumor on the face of the Earth.
That wraps it up. I’m an awful person. I’m a pig. I’m a biological accident. Too bad. It won’t end well.